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Polar Demotivational Poster

I HATE BEING BI-POLAR - It's totally awesome !

TAGS: bipolar hate its totally awesome
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

epic33 - November 24, 2012, 4:19 am
This epic33 is cynicaly phyco !!! LMAO x9000
Budog - April 24, 2012, 4:39 am
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:39 pm
Speaking from experience, I’m going to say ‘awesome!’
Nissta - April 21, 2012, 8:31 pm
I ain't Bi-Polar!! I'm a Cynical Depressive!!!
Rick69 - April 14, 2012, 10:17 pm
Nice! Somewhat similar to #148080 but still good... :)
lgvernon - April 14, 2012, 10:10 pm

Ths POSTER is awesome!! 5L
ughomer - April 14, 2012, 11:47 am
My sentiments as well. 5L


TAGS: polar bear revenge lazy karma
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - November 24, 2011, 8:54 am
meh...if it would happen like that, I wish to talk with this KARMA about something...lol

BIPOLAR DISORDER - It's like having an amusement park in your head ...

TAGS: bipolar disorder amusement park head
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:14 am
I would have have to say that in my head it is a cross between a Haunted House in my head with a liberal dash of Roger Rabbit.
Budog - September 6, 2011, 3:12 am
TheGoat, you know I didn't consider that until you pointed it out, but very good point...
TheGoat - September 5, 2011, 6:02 pm
Hmm Microsoft colors - why am I not surprised??


TAGS: bipolar stress
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Budog - April 22, 2012, 12:10 am
I also have bipolar I quick cycling. I made one almost like this, same pic and everything. So, 5L for sure.
Zetmonk - February 8, 2012, 5:41 am
Just saw this again, it doesn't get old. Still awesome!
BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 9:30 pm
and this my friend is 5rt :)
rellik666 - February 3, 2012, 6:03 am
I have Bipolar 1 and I approve this message.
caveman - February 2, 2012, 10:41 pm
Love it
Greeny - February 2, 2012, 6:45 am
N1 Commi3
Zetmonk - February 2, 2012, 5:32 am
Well done, this is awesome!
forseti - February 2, 2012, 2:26 am
I miss the tag "caveman"... 5 L


TAGS: bi polar
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by OTC

unspokenrespect - May 7, 2012, 9:11 pm
LOL awesome
Budog - May 6, 2012, 8:39 pm
Welcome to my world... 5L
OTC - May 6, 2012, 7:22 pm
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:15 pm
I'm Bipolar. I loved that poster so much it sucked!


TAGS: mental insanity voices bipolar thoughts
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

jig - January 30, 2012, 4:36 pm
Schumann's choice
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:56 am
hey mao, I'll hold her for you, then you'll hold her for me, then we'll both hold her for djr :)
maoworks2 - January 30, 2012, 8:40 am
I'm In !
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:26 am
or the other way r5und... it's not clear, don't you think ? :)

LUCKY - GIRL: "You are so cute!" BEAR: "You are so lucky this glass is here"

TAGS: polar bear
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by Koradan

DudefromOz - February 10, 2010, 7:24 pm
yah 5L, she would absolutely be ****ting bricks if that glass cracked..
Produceman117 - February 10, 2010, 6:29 pm
Win. 5Ls!


TAGS: duality bipolar personalities strife psychology
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Rodrigo Ugarte - January 10, 2011, 10:01 pm
:O Where is that image from? Is her a character from somewhere?
Cubbybear - July 29, 2010, 12:56 am
5/5 It works so well together

OCD - Wow, someone to marry Bi-Polar Barbie

TAGS: a hasband for bi polar barbie
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

justice - May 25, 2010, 7:15 pm

BABY POLAR BEAR - If you were small enough, he would eat you.

TAGS: polar bears
Rating: 2.94/5

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Max - May 24, 2008, 5:39 pm
But he's so cute and cuddly and whatnot! ...Or is it a she...

AND NOW EDGAR'S GONE... - something funny is going on around here

TAGS: penguin polar bear disguise
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Once more

motinet - September 7, 2012, 12:20 pm

LOL - oldie but goodie
Anon - August 1, 2009, 8:46 pm
Haha, Motifaking Garry Larsson's "The Far Side"? Very interesting! Would be cool to see more of these...


TAGS: penguins polar bears humor
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 6, 2013, 8:39 am

Yes, these are penguins found in Antarctica and along the tip of South America. (There's a world of difference between kids and adults, too.)
Wurdsmyth - July 5, 2013, 11:54 pm
you know there is a world between them right?


TAGS: clang fun penguin polar bear
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 10:22 pm
LD, I stand corrected. I forgot everything I'd learned from Morgan Freeman.
LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 10:17 pm
Penguins are tricky bastards...and after sitting in the cold minding an egg, maybe, just maybe, they would want to blow off some steam by going on vacay! Thus, the Missus off to the left!
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 4:49 pm
Thank you. But, give credit where it is due... it's usually a moron who serves as my launching pad.
Haarakkon - June 6, 2009, 4:39 pm
Agd, you slay me with those dry understatements.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 4:24 pm
Good catch, amphibious... I suspected that something was wrong with this picture's realistic integrity, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. More importantly, everyone who has NatGeo channel knows that penguins like woodwinds, not percussion.
BoneCD - June 6, 2009, 3:55 pm
Ahh...but we live in the Motifake world. A flat expanse that goes on to infinity where there are no poles
amphibious - June 6, 2009, 3:51 pm
penguins and polar bears don't live at the same pole of earth

Have you ever been so drunk..... -

TAGS: so drunk scare polar bear
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - August 26, 2015, 1:34 pm
S1961, .... and polar bears play tympani? LOL!
mizzdizz - August 26, 2015, 1:33 pm
E.D., take your uneducated O.C.D. and shove it up your southend
steve1961 - August 26, 2015, 12:57 pm
Yeah! And penguins don't use cymbals...They are mostly cellists...
EmilioDumphque - August 26, 2015, 12:57 am
Hey, Bears are north pole, penguins south!
mizzdizz - August 25, 2015, 1:30 pm
Thanks again, Cern! Glad I made you laugh!
concern3 - August 25, 2015, 9:27 am
another funny one a 5er


TAGS: cyber nations cybernations polaris bob sanders vox populi cybernations
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Michael von Preussen (made by Nintenderek)

GreatWhiteHype - February 2, 2010, 12:36 am
just tried it.... wow not fake
Huh - June 6, 2009, 10:04 pm
See doesn't start with a P.


MEANWHILE - At the Bipolar Bookstore

Refrigerators -

TAGS: igloo polar bear
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Ashson

MissPriss - April 27, 2014, 12:32 am
I grovel at your feet and worship the ground you walk on oh aged and know ledged mentor...teehee?
lgvernon - April 25, 2014, 10:40 pm

Aw heck, why don't you both hop back to July 2013 and look at this: 167195. GMTA, ya' know?
MissPriss - April 25, 2014, 11:31 am
See #170780. Love you're take on it too.

BIPOLAR - I have Bipolar Disorder, But I am not crazy ...

CUBBY - Delivering the power of the Falcon-Punch



LIFE - The moments that take our breath away.

NATURE - Though they love the taste of seal, it will take more than one to fill... Why are they looking at me like that?

CHILL - Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and if that doesn't work, make sure you have some back-up.

Snowbathing -

TAGS: polar bears nothern manitoba snow storms prepared
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 7, 2013, 9:00 pm
Shipped overnight air by UPS!
EmilioDumphque - December 7, 2013, 12:58 pm
Is that a penguin from Antarctica on that arctic spit? Must have escaped from a zoo!
MissPriss - December 6, 2013, 10:54 am
Those cuddly polar bears will get ya ever time. Just don't let them GET ya cuz you'll be on that spit. Thanks for the vote mao.
maoworks2 - December 6, 2013, 7:46 am
Made Me Feel Good For Some Reason. 5 Cold L's
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 5, 2013, 10:23 pm
Mess of a day, eh? I don't mind shoveling powder in December, but carving the snow out before Christmas does not bode well for our prospects this winter. Fair thee well, fellow Canadians......Winter is coming.
MissPriss - December 5, 2013, 7:17 pm
Huh, guess he meant those things he used said to spypengen...teehee.
Greeny - December 5, 2013, 7:02 pm
Steve in a bear suit - lol
MissPriss - December 5, 2013, 5:37 pm
Yep me too. Just came in for the 3rd time today shoveling out my driveway and sidewalks. Same thing yesterday. Tomorrow I'm just using the flame thrower!
Oldsod - December 5, 2013, 1:25 pm
Yessss...Looking out the window at sleet pellets. For the first time in a decade, I don't have to cut firewood. Not sure if that's better or worse.

Free Spirit -

TAGS: free spirit bipolar
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Oldsod

Oldsod - November 11, 2013, 7:52 pm
Thank you. This came after a...umm..."discussion" with She Who Must Be Obeyed that was effectively an overview of 20 years of wedded bliss...
Reality Lord - November 11, 2013, 6:32 am

This is great! Fav'd and 5'd


TAGS: memory polar bear ice reality zoo
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by steph1

djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:07 am
I find it perfect, what's the "delivery"? xx
agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:47 pm
I suggest soliciting tips from established motifakers.... this picture is great, and you had the best idea for it possible... just needed a better delivery. High marks for the angle, though.

Graffiti -

TAGS: polar bear graffiti
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Ashson

MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 8:59 pm
Hey...if they're gonna keep sleeping so close to my igloo...it's on!

OH, WHY THANKYOU - I wasn't expecting an appetizer before the main course.

TAGS: polar bears ice food appetizer
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Mr. Shiny

spacedog - February 3, 2010, 5:48 pm
Amsome. 5Ls.
Airman - February 3, 2010, 4:57 pm

BIPOLAR DOGS - Ohhh this is so much fun... when I catch you I`m gnawing you off!


TAGS: polar bear rarity cage
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by RebeccaOTool

RebeccaOTool - June 9, 2009, 9:05 pm
Thanks everyone!
agdaniele - June 9, 2009, 7:56 pm
Well done! Welcome, RebOT
Sean - June 9, 2009, 2:38 pm
Cool. 5. Best argument so far for cloning myself on an industrial scale. Will (or shoulld I say: "We'll"?) do!
LogicDude - June 9, 2009, 2:27 pm
That global warming thing is a b*tch! 5L!!!
BoneCD - June 9, 2009, 1:22 pm
Excellent 5 Lions


TAGS: ice global warming polar bear cute
Rating: 3.49/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 12:35 am
I know! And I'm glad you picked this one... there were so many worse ones!
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 12:24 am
No worries Aggy. I'm just bustin your chops. You know how it goes. Feel free to dig in.
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 12:12 am
Am I taking heat for this one? Come on, ice... I have ones WAY worse. Everyone else was doing that stupid "I can haz a cheezeburger" crap, so I gathered up my pride and self-respect, tossed it in the garbage, and made this one... painful to post or read.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 14, 2010, 10:16 pm
I'm sure he was here for a while before registering...Like most of us.
ICEMAN - April 14, 2010, 10:13 pm
Jan. 09, according to the Forum join date.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 14, 2010, 9:50 pm
Well, maybe not "years" but quite a while.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 14, 2010, 9:49 pm
Aggy had been here for years when he made this....but it's hard to make every poster a**ignment funny.
ICEMAN - April 14, 2010, 8:34 pm
Geez Aggy, at least I'm not alone making crappy posters as a newb. ;)
Mr.Danger260 - September 21, 2009, 2:37 am
Ice is for the polar bears that drink COLA!Now get back in the rain forest,before we de-forest you!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 12:42 am
ype... it's italian for type.
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 12:41 am
LMAO.... Sean, it was sooooo hard for me to ype this.... and took 3 uploads before I actually had the balls to submit it.
Sean - September 19, 2009, 12:36 am
Yer a jerk aggy. Thanks for making me laugh away a few IQ points. They don't grow back you know.

IF YOU FIND THIS CUTE - then you've lost all touch with reality.

TAGS: bear polar cute reality
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by Kevin

faulty switch - September 1, 2009, 11:55 pm
i watched this show. i was rooting for the bear.
familyghost - May 18, 2009, 9:51 pm
Oh it's cute all right, right up to the point when the bear realizes he can rip the bus open and have plenty of food for a while. Then it's disturbingly cute.
Jen - March 17, 2009, 8:27 pm
That's okay, reality and I weren't friends anyway.

IF YOU MUST - Just don't wake me, I have work in the morning.


GLOBAL WARMING - Makes an animal, that can swim over 300km, forget how to swim

TAGS: global warming co2 polar bear
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by arnejess

boinger - March 30, 2011, 3:20 pm
It looks like the ice just nut-punched the bear. lol.
Derek - September 21, 2010, 10:51 pm
Forgotten how to swim 400km

POLAR BEARS - Eventually they will rip your leg off, and you will die screaming

POLAR BEARS - They kill people for fun.

TAGS: polar bears
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Max

Mark - October 29, 2008, 11:21 am
some people are ignorant.

TOTAL NONSENSE - Global warming is just a fad, nothing more than Gore's way of getting attention

TAGS: polar bear discovery gore
Rating: 1.53/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

kay9kabang - November 1, 2011, 5:29 am
really... no one gets sataire anymore -_-

the bipolar dilemma... -

TAGS: bipolar
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 21, 2013, 5:34 pm
The picture make5 me sad, but the text is cracking me up! Lol
GaryO - November 20, 2013, 6:53 am
or cry til you laugh. 5 Laughs

Take Out Menu -

Pandas -


TAGS: bipolar calendar marriage
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Greeny

mariand - November 14, 2011, 7:35 am

Reasoning -

TAGS: polar bears attack cubs
Rating: 4.82/5

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Greeny - July 14, 2014, 9:14 pm
good one tcoc

Where bear -

TAGS: polar bear dump crap
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by fgd051943

fgd051943 - November 4, 2013, 2:50 pm
I'll let you go take a look and check and let me know. Or not.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 4, 2013, 1:56 pm
He's gotta be careful, from the look of it he's staining to much and that leads to hemorrhoids.


THERE'S A REASON - Us Canadians are so protective of our bacon

Global warming? -


TAGS: astronaut polar cubby bear
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Wytch - August 9, 2011, 3:09 am
When did Cubby and Airman have a kid together?
javalord32 - July 9, 2010, 9:27 am
New tv show on motifake..... cubby in space


TAGS: polaroid hells angels ronsart
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Cubbybear - April 24, 2009, 4:00 pm
Just like Barbi Benton again...sniff!


TAGS: al gore greenhouse save the whales polar ice caps melting earth day
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Produceman117 - January 3, 2010, 10:01 pm
Ah. Touché.
agdaniele - January 3, 2010, 9:58 pm
No, Produce.... this is.
Haarakkon - June 27, 2009, 1:45 am
It's at the very bottom of the approval queue. Punched it in just after last upload, apparently.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:39 am
No worries, Haar.... you got it in before the buzzer.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:37 am
I recall the haiku... and it was the only way to drive home that admission of intent.
Haarakkon - June 27, 2009, 1:37 am
Sean says, 15 minutes AFTER I upload my Haiku.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:36 am
Good catch on the parenthesi... parentha... punctuation.
Sean - June 27, 2009, 1:35 am
Sean - June 27, 2009, 1:34 am
by-the-by, Moti-tards, I happen to be the only one to have haiku-ed the puppy of a site. sit and spin on that fer a bit. see Haiku Interlude #27, ya frekin' pleebs. (and ay I know that shoulda outta been plebes -- but I have my reasons, now pi*ss off!!
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:01 am
Haiku'd: Four hundred pound girl. With continental midriff. And french cut gym shorts
RON - June 27, 2009, 12:57 am
pass the haiku...I need...lol
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 12:57 am
Ah yes.... I do tend to lose track of the basics after tending to detail. I really have to kick the sobriety thing.
RON - June 27, 2009, 12:54 am
When I open or view...over to the left 1/2 inch...
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 12:53 am
Sean speaks the truth... to be centered is to not be an artist... that's how you end up with the haiku and 2 million paintings of a cherry blossom!
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 12:52 am
Ron? Why not "centered"?
Sean - June 27, 2009, 12:46 am
Centering is over-rated. I think you know that RONALD (pretend scold -- go with it dude *wink wink -- blows kiss*). Get you nowewhere buth teh (did that on purpose to be hep) White House.
Sean - June 27, 2009, 12:43 am
This is a f*kk*in haiku of doom. Are any of aggy's X's NOT in therapy? Doubtful.
RON - June 27, 2009, 12:38 am
show ur artistic talent eh? Great! ...still wish was centered...lol Love it...Good Job Mr Agd. 5.63+
moooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 11:57 pm
You know you like it.


GLOBAL WARMING - "...Ain't it a bitch!"

TAGS: global warming animals funny polar
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:30 pm
*BTW, I'm not a hippie.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 9, 2013, 12:30 pm
Awe5ome! Great pic and caption. I can't wait til all the polar bears on their way to the USA, become acclimated to lesser cool weather; then they feast upon all the stupid humans who didn't believe in global warming. Bwahahaha!

THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ALL MELTED WITH THE ICEBERGS - Now all that's left are Pepsi machines!

I - Have a Bipolar disorder But I am not crazy

TAGS: whole world against you bipolar
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - November 6, 2011, 9:03 am
It's ok, they will get better...heh


POLAR BOMBARDMENT MISSILE - You + this quad missile weapon = You're dead.

SHI(F)T HAPPENS - Polar Shift, Global Warming, Nibiru, The Apocalypse, ... The End Is Near And good riddance too, live with it, shi(f)t happens.

TAGS: shift **** happens polar global warming nibiru apocalypse rnr
Rating: 1.17/5

More motifakes by RnR

LOLOLOL - June 22, 2009, 7:08 pm
Ask urself this, y would u make a calender 4 7851 when its only 2009 and u still got endless calendars 2 go. The world doesn't end just because a calender ends. What they're saying is... out with the old in with the new. (Maybe they'll discover somthing!)

learning experience -

TAGS: polar bear cub yellow snow
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 20, 2015, 7:24 pm
LOL! C-man!
Cannabal - May 20, 2015, 5:05 pm
Of course they're not banana-flavored, it's supposed to be lemon. :P
mizzdizz - May 20, 2015, 9:45 am
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - May 20, 2015, 7:40 am
funny great pic 5er

Making the Most of Mental Illness -